Pumpkins go hand-in-hand with the fall holidays! Did you know the largest pumpkin pie ever baked was in 2005 and weighed 2,020 pounds? I sure would have liked to have seen that pie. Below are some cool jokes about pumpkins that will have your kids grinning like a jack-o-lantern!
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**This post was originally posted on kidsjokebook.com before we closed the site.***
PUMPKIN JOKES FOR KIDS
Like all of our jokes, these are clean and kid-friendly so you can share them with your kids without worry! Whether you’re looking for some funny pumpkin jokes or just need some general funny jokes, check out our favorites!
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd.